BEING A PLANNING STUDENT

Mr. Roger’s SimCity

THE ASSOCIATION OF STUDENT PLANNERS HAS 7 EXECUTIVE POSITIONS. THERE ARE 7 GRADUATE STUDENTS IN MY DEPARTMENT. GUESS WHAT HAPPENED?

I EAT MY EMOTIONS DURING FINALS

MY LEVEL OF EFFORT IN GEN ED COURSES

AT THE END OF THE QUARTER AND I HAVE NO MOTIVATION TO COOK

QUARTER AFTER QUARTER AFTER QUARTER…

AT THE ANNUAL SCHOLARSHIP AWARDS CEREMONY AND ALL THE MONEY “HAPPENS” TO ONLY GO TO 1-2 TRULY BROWN-NOSER STUDENTS

STEP 1: PSYCHIC SELF OUT FOR NEW CLASSES, VOWING TO BE A BETTER STUDENT THAN LAST QUARTER
  

STEP 2: REALIZE THAT’S NOT POSSIBLE

STEP 3: MIDTERMS.


STEP 4: AFTER MIDTERMS, BUT YOU’RE STILL ONLY HALFWAY DONE.


STEP 5: FINALS WEEK.


STEP 6: UPON SEEING YOUR FINAL GRADES, YOU REALIZE YOU ONLY DID WELL IN THE CLASSES YOU ENJOYED.

REPEAT UNTIL GRADUATION.